.Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Excited..
1st time in my attachment life i feel so excited..
Long holiday coming..
after today will be a long holiday..
Counting down : 24 more working day..
EXCLUDING TODAY!!
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:02 AM
.Monday, December 22, 2008
Today..
Boring..
same as usual..
Counting down : 25 more working day..
EXCLUDING TODAY..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:10 AM
.Thursday, December 18, 2008
Today late..
same boring..
life is suck..
Counting down : 27 more working day.
EXCLUDING TODAY !!
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:25 AM
.Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Boring life..
Today same..
no mood..
very sleepy too..
Counting down : 28 more working day..
EXCLUDING TODAY!!
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:01 AM
.Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Today very sleepy..
yesterday night do a lot of RC thing..
Very late then sleep..
Sleepy tuesday..
Hopefully today time will fly fast..
Counting down : 29 more working day.
EXCLUDING TODAY!!
Memory of U & mi stop @ 8:57 AM
.Monday, December 15, 2008
Today is a cold monday blue..
very cold..
Working again..
Counting down : 30 more working day..
EXCLUDING TODAY..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:09 AM
.Friday, December 12, 2008
No racist here..no religonism or anything to be comment on ok?
Enjoy...
A VERY INTERESTING LECTURE
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.
He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observethe World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't goany further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its calledDarkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GODand a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, somethingwe can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fullyunderstood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolvedfrom a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going ) Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . . No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
Memory of U & mi stop @ 5:06 PM
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Today again saw Joe..
In bus chit chat again..
after today will be another 2 day relax..
reach company saw a Ferrai park at carpark lot..
Think who would it be to drive a Ferrai to work..
Counting down : 31 more working day..
EXCLUDING TODAY!!!
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:02 AM
.Thursday, December 11, 2008
Today wake up a bit late..
If not Joe call I think I will not wake up..
Reach at 910am..
Counting down: 32 more working day
EXCLUDING TODAY!!
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:12 AM
.Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Today in bus..
agian saw that pretty babe..
again chit chat..
starting work again..
Boring life..
What an engineer life..
Counting down: 33 more working day..
EXCLUDING TODAY..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:18 AM
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CLASS TIME . =)
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher,
but now everyone suddenly turned quiet.
That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class.
Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended...
And if you wanna know more....
follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning , teacher .
Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning ? What about afternoon and night ?
Students : Good morning, afternoon and night teacher !!
Teacher : That is unacceptable ! It is too long . Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times .
Students : Best regards teacher!
Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen today I,m going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood teacher !
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance .
Students : (silence)
Teacher : Clever!
Students : Stupid!
Teacher : High!
Students : Low!
Teacher : Popular!
Students: Calafare!
Teacher : Wrong!
Students: Correct!
Teacher : Stupid!
Students : Clever!
Teacher : No!
Students: Yes!
Teacher : Oh God!
Students : Oh Slave!
Teacher : Listen to this!
Students: Listen to that!
Teacher : Quiet!
Students: Noisy!
Teacher : That's not a question, stupid !!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher : I'm dead!
Students: We're alive!
Teacher : I'm lazy to teach!
Students : We are hardworking to learn!
Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students : More! More!
Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students : Start! Start!
Teacher : Why are you people so stupid?!
Students : Because I am someone clever!
Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher : O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher : Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher : Stand up!
Students: Sit down!
Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students : Released tonight!
Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)..
And this is how the lesson end..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:11 AM
.Tuesday, December 09, 2008
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear.
The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah! Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Memory of U & mi stop @ 1:55 PM
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Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : I know you are sorry, you don't have to say it again.
Memory of U & mi stop @ 1:34 PM
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a btch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a btch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a btch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a btch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a btch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a btch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BTCH!!!"
Memory of U & mi stop @ 11:43 AM
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Today in bus..
Get to know a pretty babe..
actually intend to sleep..
but end up talking to one of the babe..
she also work near my working area..
Starting work..
What a life??
Wake up only then work already..
The holiday life is go so fast..
Counting down: 34 more working day..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:04 AM
.Friday, December 05, 2008
Today stomach not feeling well..
very no mood to work..
Counting down: 35 more working day..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:31 AM
.Thursday, December 04, 2008
Today very sleepy..
and a bit no mood to work..
but still have to go work..
nevermind..
2 more day and is another 3 day off..
What the point of have an attachment??
Counting down: 36 more working day..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 8:59 AM
.Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Yesterday Boss ask me to do a test report..
and have to submit by end of today..
He usually very early will be in office one..
but today don't know what happen he not in..
Something is not right..
my another working partner to today also haven't saw him..
he more worst computer also haven't on..
Today will be a busy day..
got to rush out the test report to submit to him by end of today..
which is 615pm..
Time fly..
Counting down: 37 more working day..
Memory of U & mi stop @ 9:00 AM
.Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo won the European Footballer of the Year Award here on Tuesday.
The 23-year-old Portuguese star is the first from his country to win the coveted ' Ballon D'Or ' award which is given by 'France Football' since Luis Figo in 2000.
His award - which he has widely spoken about having said in the last week that not only is he the best footballer in the world but also the second and third best - comes on the back of exceptional performance for his club side last season.
He scored a remarkable 42 times in 49 matches as United secured a memorable league and European Cup double.
However, Spaniard Fernando Torres can feel hard done by as he scored a lot of great goals for Liverpool in the Premiership and the only goal in the Euro 2008 final against Germany.
Memory of U & mi stop @ 5:05 PM
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Everything was as usaul..
6.30am- wake up..
8.40am- reach work place..
9am- start work..
12pm- lunch break..
6pm- prepare to go home..
6.15pm- take bus go home..
7.40pm- reach home..
8.15pm- running..
9pm- eat dinner..
10pm- sleep..
Everyday the cycle go round and round..
What a life..
Only weekend can stay at home slack..
I comfirm I will not work as an Engineer..
Life as an Engineer is suck..
Counting down: 38 more more day to go.. :)
Memory of U & mi stop @ 8:47 AM
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