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.Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Some Funny joke for you people..

Joke 1
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Joke 2
Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.

Joke 3
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Joke 4
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Joke 5
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
SITUATORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside.

Hope you people enjoy..
:)


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